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Joe

Joe is a sensitive guy who enjoys the simple things in life though he often forgets these simple things ever existed some say this is due to his fondness of the many powders of the world but no one will ever truly know. Joe is also known for his athletic achievements at one point even being called the second best hurler in the world. Joe does have his faults too though like his frequent need for bathroom breaks makes it the equivalent to traveling with your grandmother. All in all Joe is known for his charm and coke fueled rage sessions but that's just Joe.

Oh no Joe's been at the devil's dandruff again.
Hide your kids here comes Joe.

by Gimpboy69 April 21, 2020

5👍 3👎


Hannah

Hannah is a demonic temptress from hell, she spreads fear into the hearts of all men who meat Hannah's gaze. Often victims are left nothing more then a blood stain on her bed sheets but those who live to tell the tale speak of the cackle of the Hannah as she drags you kicking and screaming into her lair. You will know Hannah has chose you when in a drunken state she will proposition you to meet her in the corner of the nightclub at this point all hope is lost. Hannah does not know she is satanic and simply thinks she has great humour but all who gaze upon her soon find out the horror that is Hannah.

Stop raping me Hannah.
Hannah no they're just children.

by Gimpboy69 April 21, 2020

4👍 3👎


Peadar

An undeniably gay man who will still vehemently deny it despite multiple occasions where gay acts have made it clear you are gay.

Wow Peadar is gay.
Stop pretending your not gay Peadar.

by Gimpboy69 April 20, 2020

9👍 14👎


Eddie

Eddie is the sort of guy who just loves to eat a shit sandwich not always on purpose but always ends up happy afterwards if Eddie sees others eating shit sandwiches intended for him he's known to enter a blind rage and break anything or anyone in his line of site. Eddie is an ever faithful boyfriend but always angers the women in his life simply by being himself this frustrates Eddie as he doesn't know what he's done but we sure do.

Eddies friend: Mom Eddie's eating poo again.
Eddie: It's not poo it's Nutella.
Eddies friend: Then where's the shit I had made in the toilet.

by Gimpboy69 April 21, 2020

12👍 7👎


Patrick

Patrick is a kind hearted person with nothing but love in his heart for others often Patrick is looked to to settle arguments and keep everyone calm. Patrick is known for never being in a single argument in his life some say this is because it's obvious Patrick is always right and I agree known first and foremost as the best hurler in the world Patrick is a real champ.

Oh my god it's Patrick.
Patrick your such a sweetheart.

by Gimpboy69 April 21, 2020

4👍 1👎