clutcher

Heart attack created when some fat fuck who had one "clutched" his chest

Phil had a clutcher. now he's dead.

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shaftage

the act of getting shafted

I caught major shaftage for lookin up porn at work.

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mook (n.)

A retarded woman. most likely incompetant or just fuckin stupid

"I cant believbe they make me work with this fuckin mook

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