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shaftage

the act of getting shafted

I caught major shaftage for lookin up porn at work.

by Gimpy Pete March 15, 2005

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Shaftage Totale

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003


Shaftage Totale

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

by Sergio Smeillew April 10, 2003


maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

by Ryan Jackson March 12, 2004

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Shaftage

Similar to cleavage but for when your pants are pulled down slightly below where your dick starts so a little bit of shaft starts to show

Yo dawg that nude you sent to Samantha had some major shaftage. Props bro, shit was worthy of a MOMA exhibit.

by Jfc idc February 2, 2022