rdonam pwnage

rdonam pwnage is being beaten or roundly defeated by an inferior opponent most likely through sheer luck or happenstance.

The phrase is derived from "random pwnage" and will always be spelled correctly as long as the "r" and "m" are in the correct place with the other letters being moved around randomly to represent the random nature of this person's victory.The term was created as an exclamation or description used when being crushed by stupid Internet poker players. See "donkey" or "fish."

"I just had pocket aces and that mentally defective guy just beat me with Jack seven, talk about rdonam pwnage."

exoxenophile

The desire to have or predilection for sexual relations with an alien being not of this Earth.

I just watched James Cameron's "Avatar" and I realized I am a full on exoxenophile because of my unnatural desires toward the main female character. Anal probe? Why yes, I'll have two!

Blunderkind

A young cocky and arrogant person (usually in middle to upper management) who is supremely overconfident in their very limited experience/knowledge and has no doubt that their future success is guaranteed when, in fact, said person is far more likely to fall through their own butt-hole and hang themselves than produce positive results.

a variation on the word wunderkind

Todd, recent college graduate and now office manager, proved he was a blunderkind of the highest order when he spent a week implementing a no gum chewing policy even though the company was on the verge of financial ruin.

Covfefe

Obscure form of Feudalism requiring the leader to be either a Narcissist or a Narcoleptic with a legendary "Great One" to arise every 10,000 years blessed with both traits.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe....Zzzzzzz.

-POTUS circa 2017

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ricockulous

At least twice as bad as ridiculous.

Some of the stuff Britney Spears does is ridiculous but Amy Winehouse is absolutely ricockulous.

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