radio raped

The way you feel after making a purchase from Radio Shack

I needed a last minute Christmas gift, so I allowed myself to be radio raped by spending $45 on a cell phone case and charger at Radio Shack.

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foreign exercise video

A euphemism used to reference a pornographic movie in a less 'seedy' sounding manner

Roommate #1: "What was that porno were you watching when I got home yesterday?"

Roommate #2: (slightly embarassed) "Hey--that wasn't a porno, it was a foreign exercise video!"

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