Cock tock

The act of having scheduled erections

Help me doc I've got cock tock

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hippie cunilingus

Performing oral sex on a woman while being high or getting high on pot, salvia, LSD, or acid

Man1: hey babe you wanna have sex?
Woman: no I'd rather get high while you eat me out
Man: oh you mean hippie cunilingus

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spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run