Belljob

Like a Blowjob, except that instead of engulfing the entire Penis the one giving the Blowjob mainly focuses on the Bellend.

Dave: "Holy shit dude, Georgia gave me one hell of a Belljob last night!"
Johnny: "What's a Belljob man?"
Dave: "It's like a Blowjob but just on the Bellend! It was mad, I cummed like crazy!"
Johnny: "Ohhh shit dude! Niiiiice!"

fizzing at the bung

To be in a state of intense excitement.

"Mate, I'm so excited about that concert on Saturday, I'm practically fizzing at the bung!"

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Colgate wank

Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock

Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.