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Beforeplay

Getting some in the mood for kissing by verbally teasing them or stroking the top of their hand.

I used beforeplay on her so that I could get wet in the mouth so that I could kiss her, so that we could$*%&*!@& so that I could $*%#@#* her.

by Gingsterlicious June 5, 2015


All Alpha No Fucks

Tim Tebow; may occasionally be used to describe Chuck Norris and/or his roundhouse kicks

Yeah, toss that football. Yeah, misplace that euphemism, my tasty All Alpha No Fucks.

by Gingsterlicious June 5, 2015


Homoironic

When a man who is clearly very straight pretends to have a queer side. For example, an obsession with Mr. Darcy or a love for shopping. These things aren't homosexual in and of themselves, but have homosexual connotations to society. To be "homoironic" is to play these pre-conceptions up in a somewhat comical way.

"I'm Fats the college frat boy. I'm going to post a picture of Aladdin in glasses on my Facebook wall. That'll give me something homoironic to do."

by Gingsterlicious June 3, 2015


Coolness Aura

A form of self-presentation that connotes that one is a big stinking deal. This is actually hardly ever the case, especially in backwards places like the Midwest, where everyone is middle-classed and buys their clothing from an outlet mall. However, to imitate one who is worthy of coolness is to have a coolness aura is to be cool.

"I can't write him back right away. It will destroy my coolness aura."

"I only hand out a like every once and a while to maintain my coolness aura."

"I gave her a nasty look. Not for any real reason. Unless that reason is coolness aura..."

by Gingsterlicious June 3, 2015


Lowbo

Low Libido.

Lowbo - you only live once, so get a cup of tea and a gooooood book!

by Gingsterlicious June 5, 2015