your mom

A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.

Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom

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toss salad

To insert the tongue into the ass of another person.

After a long hard day at the office, my boss likes to toss my salad before sending me home.

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