Gatorade Fatty

Some fat guy who drinks Gatorade without exercising, just as if it was a fucking Coke.
Some of them even think they lose weight by drinking that sports stuff.
GATORADE IS DA BEST DRINK IF YOU ARE WORKING OUT, IF NOT DRINKING IT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

Gatorade Fatty: ''I ate twice at McDonald's today, but I burned the calories drinking Gatorade''

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Cheerleading

The most American of all activities.
It generally consists of a group of (hopefully hot) young women hopsing around and chanting dumb things like : "Oh Mickey, you're so fine/You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey",
while smiling 24/7 and moving their (hopefully sexy)bodies. It is mainly associated with blonde all american girls, though recently more and more black, latin and asian girls appear on chearleading teams.
-Chearleaders are the reason why a lot of fellas watch football and basketball matches.

Mum: Wow, look these girls are really doing a good job, this is so artisitic and athletic. And they are all so happy. This is what makes our country great.
Father: I'd do the blonde one in the middle.
Mum: How rude! Shut up. That's not what cheerleading is about!
Son: Me too, daddy

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