tegget

When a turtle sticks his head out, touches cloth and then retreats back into the bomb-bay doors, not to be seen again for several hours.

Whoa, I had a scary tegget earlier this morning.

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Flibbah Flabbah

A term used for any currency.

"Yo nigga, hit me up with some of that flibbah flabbah, I needa get some food."

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shrimp dick

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

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VaNni

VaNni>>>j00 LIKE OMG VANNI=SEX x YOUR MOTHER.COM I SWEAR.... O_O... VANNI OWNS YOU...

Me+boner=ur mother shut up im not talking about your mother like that im not GAY!! I SWEAR IM NOT GAY!!! STOP YELLING AT ME GRANDMOM!!

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behemoth

a massive man specifically of Italian nationality, usually has unbelievable strength, is hilarious, and has a third leg.

Danny Esposito is a behemoth.

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spabula

The spabula is the anatomical region between the butthole and the nutsack.After a very long hike with a sandy crotch, this area can become inflamed, leading to 'spabulitis'.

'Shit, my spabulitis is flaming'

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di di mau

vitanamise for "go, go quickly", and it is pronounced "diddy mow", NOT "diddy mowuu"

move, di di mau

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