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TwILFs

Twins I'd like to fuck.

And then this amazing pair of identical twilfs walked in.

by GiraffeDoor August 31, 2018


All Cats Are Beautiful

Asides from being the truth it is an oblique way of expressing "All cops are bastards" since they share the same acronym.

A woman in Spain was arrested for a bag with ACAB written on it but was released when it was found it apparently stood for this above expression.

Always carry a Bible is a similar expression that is more often used as a cover for when a tattoo that was chosen without too much thought.

When I see a legal criminal walking down the street I let them see that my T-shirt says : All Cats Are Beautiful.

by GiraffeDoor June 11, 2018

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Swilf

Sex Worker I'd like to fuck

There's a total swilf hanging around the docks this time of night.

by GiraffeDoor August 31, 2018

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CHWDP

Polish equivalent of "ACAB" (All Cops are Bastards) though perhaps a more literal translation would be "fuck the police".

We need to see every, school, every church and every place where freedom is loved to be painted with the word "CHWDP" for they are the words of God.

by GiraffeDoor June 11, 2018

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Boobbardment

Bombardment by boobs.

They threw me an epic bachelor party with the best chicks imaginable. It was total boobbardment from start to finish!

by GiraffeDoor May 26, 2018