Verb- to make a sentence and/or phrase as long and complicated as possible whilst still keeping its original meaning.
Original sentence: I can't.
Verbosified version: The author does not find the circumstances thus described to be advantageous enough to allow the author to have the potential to act, in their own capacity, upon the course of the event thus previously described. therefore, one, such as i, may or may not come to the conclusion that it is nigh impossible for someone of my capability to engage in a succseful execution of the action that hath been dictated to myself.
Me talking to my people normally: Damn.. one of my homies is getting locked up... shit's real out here, cuz.
Me after learning how to verbosify: One of my friends has been incarcerated, the atmosphere of the urban enviroments are difficult to maintain positive outlooks and relations in without them.
1. Ver. when the user wants to curse but doesnât want to seem too harsh.
2. ???. If for some reason you spill something hot on yourself or something similar while ordering a pepperoni pizza.
1.
Person 1: boom! Beat ya in mortal kombat for the 3rd time in a row!
Person 2: hug, fuckeroni!
2.
Person 1: so, what will you be ordering today?
Person 2: hmm I will be ordering... *spills coffee after sipping it* OH FUCKERONI
Person 1: oh my god! Do you need any he- wait what?
Person 2: what?
A-jif-gif-ger-no-fiz-stuff-ex
noun, adjective, verb
1. used when you want to shout something but dont have enough time to think about it
2. when yo have a stroke
1.
person 1: *stubs toe* AGH AJIFGIFNERNOFISTUFFIX!!!
person 2: what happened?!
person 1: I fricken ajifgifgernofistuffixed myself!!!
person 2: you what?
person 1: im such a stupid ajifgifgernofistuffix...!
2.
Person 1: and thats all for tonights spec... ajifgifgernofistuffix...
1. Adj; the use of fortnetit is to show that of popularity, then over the span of 6-18 months cascades into what gamers call, âthe Hatedumâ.
2. Noun; an incorrect spelling of fortnite.
1.
Dude 1: hey, wanna to the beach?
Dude 2: yeah! That would be SO radical!
Dude 1: wait, did you just say radical?
Dude 2:yeah, so?
Dude 1: dude, that was fortnetit-Ed a long time ago.
2:
Hey guys XD! HEY DA U WAT 2 PLOY 4NITIT?!?!?!11!?1!?1???