verbosify

elements of a culture of system of behavior that are passed from one member of the species homo - sapians to another by utlizing a world wide network of silicone based semiconductors that transmist electrical data to one another, each of which contains an arrangement of pixels accompanied by locutions, the formor most of which deterriorates with each successive iteration while the later increases exponentionially in vernacular complexity.

someone verbosify this please. "some people graduate but be still stupid"

Verbosify

Verb- to make a sentence and/or phrase as long and complicated as possible whilst still keeping its original meaning.

Original sentence: I can't.
Verbosified version: The author does not find the circumstances thus described to be advantageous enough to allow the author to have the potential to act, in their own capacity, upon the course of the event thus previously described. therefore, one, such as i, may or may not come to the conclusion that it is nigh impossible for someone of my capability to engage in a succseful execution of the action that hath been dictated to myself.

Me talking to my people normally: Damn.. one of my homies is getting locked up... shit's real out here, cuz.
Me after learning how to verbosify: One of my friends has been incarcerated, the atmosphere of the urban enviroments are difficult to maintain positive outlooks and relations in without them.