Australian Piggyback Ride

When a person is being double-teamed, gang-banged, or in a three way with a goat and a reindeer.

Man 1: Hey, you here about Durnya?

Man 2: Yea! I Heard he got an Australian Piggyback Ride!

Man 1: I know! I wonder how it feels?

Man 2: Hey, let's go ask him!!!