Cool Guy Handshake

The cool guy handshake is a sacred act of male bonding that is shared between close friends.
If you are a man who wants to know how to do it you should already know how.
If you are a woman than close this window as you do not have a penis.

Dude 1: Yeah so I spitroasted this girl last night.
Dude 2: Awesome
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*Cool Guy Handshake*

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Penis Ache

When you have an erection for so long it begins to hurt.
The only known cure for this is sex, masturbation will postpone the effects but not stop it all together.
Most commonally affects young teenagers with glasses, inhalers and a chess award.

Dude 1: Dude can I fuck your sister, I'm getting serios penis ache here
Dude 2: Bugger off I'm curing mine first

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