Pick me girl

A girl who believes that she is superior to other girls because she doesn’t conform to the social stereotypes. She makes fun of femininity and girly girls to gain male approval and affection. She thinks that the girly girls are jealous of her when they just want to be treated as a human.

Girly girl: I like this pop song

Pick me lady: That song is soooo basic! I only listen to rap, rock music and old songs. HAHAHA that song is girly. We are NOT the same!

She is right, pick me girls tears other women down whilst women are just trying to live their lives.

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Cleo

Cleo is the best person to exist. They are either really good or really bad (usually really good) but NEVER in between! They are more than conventionally attractive and have the legs of a goddess.

Person 1: Yo, who’s that chick with the legs
Person 2: That, that’s Cleo. I feel completely indifferent to them

*person 1 shoots person 2. This exposes

the robot parts in person 2’s head. Everybody started clapping. Cleo seems unbothered and just sips their martini*