Area 51

The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.

Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?

God: Yes

Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?

God: Because they're idiots

Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever

God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for

Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh

God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51

Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*

Horrible gamer

A Horrible gamer is someone who is horrible at playing video games and will spend money on games to make themselves better a good example is Muselk who is horrible at memeing in Fortnite and doesn't deserve to play it and should delete his channel. Another example of a Horrible gamer is someone who can't get past the tutorial of video games or level one and if they do make it past they won't do well also they can't hit their shots in shooter games.

Random Person: *Walks into his house*

Horrible gamer: What are you doing in my house?

Random person: I should be asking you that question

Horrible gamer: Get out of this house I'm friends with the owner I'll call the police on you if you don't leave

Random Person: You're crazy and also you're a Horrible gamer

Horrible gamer: Okay then I'll let you have my house if you beat me in some games

Random person: This is my house you can't do that

Horrible gamer: No it's mine

Random person: I thought you said it was your friends?

Horrible gamer: No it's actually mine

Random Person: *Beats him in every game they play*

Horrible gamer: I'm quitting this game *Pulls out gun and shoots himself*