Goothers

It's Hooters, but goth.

"You wanna go to Goothers tonight?"

"Nah, last time I went, I got salmonella from the boneless wings."

Rumper Dumper

Rumper Dumper (Or Rumpy Dumpy) refers to a HUGE ass. I'm talking giant butt. Milked up butt cheeks, the whole nine yards.

Johnny: "I've never seen a man with an eighty-pound Rumper Dumper."

Smooth Tube

A Saxophone.

Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?

Jayden: The Smooth Tube.

Nathan: Nice.