Norwegian

A person that think he/she knows English but doesn’t.

Hallo! Wear do you come from?
Norwegian
I too! What’s the clock?
Half on ten!
Bye on the toilet
You old chocolate

krampo

It's a cake filled with whatever you want inside. It can be a cake with nonstop in the batter, strawberries or whatever your choice is!

What cake will we be eating?

Krampo!