Flaky Crustacea

A bogey, dried mucus

I picked my nose and pulled out a right flaky crustacea

Todhunter

A fan of anal sex

I dumped that guy he was too much of a todhunter

Clumpentine

A thick fucker, dopey, slow

Hes useless, a right fucking clumpentine

Fannyhydrous

An unusually wet vagina

I ate her pussy and it was soaking, a right fannyhydrous

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Trog bloater

Someone who cannot resist food

We went out for a meal and the trog bloater ate everything on the menu