Noobgasm

n. When you can hear a redneck/geek on halo pleasuring himself. They usually happen during Big Team Battle games... I guess rednecks/geeks can't contain themselves when they see spartan ass... I haven't quite figured it out yet.

Redneck having a noobgasm: "Ahhhhh, ahhh yeah, aaaaaah, aaaaah, be right back guys im gonna go beat my wife."

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De-hezbollize

v. To remove all people of the Hezbollah party from a region. Coined by Karel on KGO newstalk 810.

Israel hopes to de-hezbollize Lebanon as soon as possible.

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Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

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whorde

n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.

Gilmore Girls only appeals to the whordes.
I saw a whorde of ugly fat chicks on myspace.

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Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

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Anal thunder

n. Thunder from down under.

"Bob's anal thunder smells like sh*t!"

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