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Lebanon

Also known as the "cemetery of dreams" by many Lebanese people, it is the center of corruption, lawlessness, misogyny, sexism, unemployment, racism, sectarianism, and anxiety.

Rocked by one of history's most powerful non-nuclear explosions on August 8, 2020, Lebanon's capital is specifically famous for its inter-sectarian conflicts. As a matter of fact, no one has been held accountable for that explosion yet, although many of the ruling politicians were aware of the presence of the ammonium nitrate that caused the explosion! Getting shot by stray bullets is a part of a citizen's daily life in the country, but worry not because there will always be a part of the rich elite trying to delude itself that Lebanon, where the population is sinking in poverty and famine, is the best country in the world!

Most importantly, Lebanon is Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Notorious for its incessant power cuts, often leaving those who rely on Électricité du Liban for electricity in the darkness for days, Lebanon is every emo or goth person's destination. Not only will the darkness guide you, but you will also find every needed reason to decide you no longer want to stay alive.

You'll struggle to put food on the table, get medical treatment, and afford an education, but you'll certainly be able to visit the beach and the mountains in less than an hour! That is, if you can afford fuel.

Live, Love, Lebanon!

"5ayye ayre bi lebnen"
"Kes ekhto hal lebnen shu mentek"

Lebnen = Lebanon in Arabic

by Lebanesefactss November 16, 2022

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Lebanon

Target practice for terrorist.

The worst year in history-2020

Person 1: hey I have a bomb and don’t know we’re to test it out, any ideas?

Person 2: Yea let’s shoot it at the smoke in Lebanon and blame it on ammonium nitrate!

by Mesiidor August 6, 2020

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Lebanon

The land of bad internet and tawouk

My internet is super bad
Do you live in lebanon?

by Adam el zah2an November 17, 2020

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Lebanon

Lebanon means to be a chick whos into other chicks. This is another term for lesbian or gay. It may be associated with lemonade, hand grenades, and lego citizens.

"Did you know that Power is Lebanon and likes Kobeni?"
"Dude we've known that shes been a lego citizen for like 2 weeks"

by Waffles>Pancakes February 23, 2023

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Lebanon

Lebanon is a small town in Marion County Kentucky. There is literally nothing to do no bowling ally no movies nothing you gotta drive 30 min just to do anything. Lebanon is full of broke ass mfs who decide instead of driving to go somewhere they sit in there living rooms and smoke or snort some methEveryone does it or knows people who do. Lebanon’s meth problem has taken over the town you will be at a restaurant eating and go in the bathroom and some fool snorting a line.
Lebanon is “big” compared to the other city’s around it which is normally a stop light and a gas station that’s claimed as a town. The rednecks and the “gangsters” are too fucked up they just call Lebanon (leb-nun) or LEB to make it sound cooler then the lame town is. campbellsville is the closest “big” city and it’s obly big Bc it has a Lowe’s and a Walmart but it’s also meth head infested

You remember that night in Lebanon?
Yeah bruh it was crazy.

by Thebichhhcameback August 6, 2018

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Lebanon

- Lebanon is the most beautiful country in the Middle East!

- The only country in the middle east without a desert!

- Neighbour countries tend to be jealous of their beautiful landscape/ their natural water/ their delicious food/their huge history
- lebanese are generous/loving and kind
- Countries surrounding Lebanon use any excuse to take lebanon 100 years back!

- lebanese will always stand tall and will always be number 1

Lebanon is the Paris of the Middle East

by Gold dust woman February 10, 2018

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Lebanon

A small country located between Syria and Palestinian occupied territories. This country is known for it's gorgeous girls and the tastiest food you can eat, as it is also known for it's beautiful landscape, it's history and kind people. Like every country Lebanon does have it's cons but it will bypass them and evolve to the better !

Clarissa: did you visit Lebanon?
Erik: yes one of the most beautiful countries in the world !

by claryk95 December 31, 2018

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