Covies

2020’s equivalent to The Cooties.

I don’t know, I’m pretty sure she has covies.

Don’t touch the railing because you might get the covies.

Ewwww - Do you have covies? I don’t want to drink after you.

Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

Dick Dial

Dialing another mistakenly with your phone in the front pocket as opposed to the back pocket butt dial.

Jason must’ve dick dialed me when I answered and there was only pocket chatter.