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Toyotaphobia

The fear of riding in or being hit by a Toyota with a stuck accelerator pedal.

There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
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I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.

by Glamrocker March 15, 2010

67πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


shot truth

The sudden out pouring of "coming clean" after one is offered a few drams of booze.

We knew that it was "shot truth" when she suddenly told the whole story after we bought her a few rounds.

The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!

by Glamrocker April 25, 2010


redneck resort

A collection of plastic or vinyl tarps tied off to trees, poles, walls, etc. Generally, they are sighted at camp grounds, music festivals, and car races.

Well, it looks like we found the party. That's a redneck resort if I ever saw one!

Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!

by Glamrocker October 11, 2013

28πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.

Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!

by Glamrocker October 11, 2013

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Paula Deened

When you take a dish and add, butter, sour cream, sugar, cheese, or cream of chicken soup.

I knew the cassarole would be good after my wife "Paula Deened" it up.

by Glamrocker September 28, 2009

82πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Country Clubbed

When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.

Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.

Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!

by Glamrocker February 22, 2012

50πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


full stomach bliss

When you have hit the maximum you can eat without "crossing over" to a "food coma." The magical moment of not too much; just right.

I have to say, that Grand Slam Breakfast has given me "full stomach bliss."

by Glamrocker September 30, 2009

79πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž