oppotits

Any man or woman with enough body mass, or inadvertent medical condition, which forces a "breast like" presence on the backside of their upper torso. back boobs

Hey? Did you see the twin brother and sister near the hot dog tent at Six Flags with the oppotits? Both of them appeared to have boobs on their backs. It was both awesome and mysterious. back boobs

Digital Chivalry

When an ill-conceived event is taking place, instead of capturing it on one’s smart-phone to post for the masses, one acts and aids for the sake of the victim.

Hey Lawrence, did you hear about the mugging at the Food Lion down on Commerce? Oh my gosh, an elderly man was held up at knife point for his wallet, but the woman that swooped in with Digital Chivalry, thwarted the entire crime.