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Lotition

To murder someone for their hot chocolate

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Lotitious: the urge to murder someone for their hot chocolate

Person 1: I feel like some hot cocoa today.

Person 2: I'm feeling particularly lotitious today as well, shall we go wait in the alleyway?

Person 1: Most definitely. I think I saw someone go in there with a cup of cocoa earlier. Do you have your gun?

Person 2: Always. You never know when you get a chance to lotition someone!

by GlassAngel January 19, 2009

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Star Rape

What is really going on when you look up at the night sky and think you see a constillation; in fact, you are actually watching the stars rape each other

Dr. Wilson: Look it's the big dipper!

Ann: That's one big star rape orgy!

by GlassAngel January 19, 2009

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