Ménard

A Ménard is a french slur used to describe someone as a "Retarded Duck" or someone who is simply "Bad at the game"
It is used as a joke only and you should not take it literally.

Tes un esti d'callice de ménard!
Did you see gab? Hes a big Ménard!
QUACK QUACK MÉNARD

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Caterpillar Dick

A Caterpillar Dick is a dick that is able to move like a Caterpillar. This means that the penis crawls with such elegance that it attracts all the females. It is said to be so mesmerizing that only few can recall ever seeing it.

I hooked up with my boyfriend last night and you wont believe what he had... A giant Caterpillar Dick!

Did you see Gab yesterday? He had a nice Caterpillar Dick
No way that Caterpillar kinda looks like my boyfriends dick, maybe he has a Caterpillar Dick.

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Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.

1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!