Glater

(noun) 1. The ferocious insulting or verbal deconstructing of a person with the name starting with the prefix Gl- (Gloria, Gladys, Glenneth, etc.) 2. Hater of anything that starts with Gl-

drunk girl 1: That sexy Glenn when home with my roommate. What an asshole!!
drunk girl 2: Let her have fun...don't be at Glater, ho!!

Bear-hug Blast

A sexual tactic used to cream fill a sexual partner. By wrapping one's arms around another person and applying a powerful pressure during intercourse, the victim is locked down and powerless to deny the full ejaculatory load. Used to quell skiddish co-pilots and mentally confound anti-birth control sluts.
Commonly used in midwestern hate sex and sexual roulette.

"Did you use a condom with that bartender last night?"

"NO! She asked me to pull out but I Bear-hug Blasted her instead."

"You can't use a condom. It's against my religion."
"Bitch, let me put it in your ass or I'll just Bear-hug Blast you."

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sexual roulette

Having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom with a child bearing able female that is not on birth control. Leaving the pregnancy possibility in the control of a higher power or the questionable fertility of the partner. Known as gambling with parenthood. Can come in many forms, i.e. drunken hook up, bear-hug blast, fake rape, etc.

"Virginia is pregnant?!"

"Yeah, that lawyer wasn't so lucky in his game of sexual roulette."

"I don't have a condom."
"Fill me up, Gambler. Let's play sexual roulette!"

cannoli rope

1. noun. Fine Italian twine used to secure boxes at fine boutique bakeries. Superior to baker twine and twice the thickness of pastry yarn. Street slang for higher gage butcher's string.

2. verb. action of using cannoli filling in a sexual manner to "capture" an victim by catering to their sweet tooth. Classic move by pastry perverts.

I cannoli roped Rachel last night. She sucked out the cream and gave me a dessert.

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