Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

Dirty Ramsey

Spitting Lamb Sauce onto the dick of a dumb donkey, then using clay chowder to make a sandwich, and yelling "My Granny Fucks Better Than You And She's Dead!"

I gave my pet cow a Dirty Ramsey at a Michelin Star restaurant last week. PETA are really fucked off about it

Dirty Gillian Anderson

Shitting in her cunt Jimmy Carr style, then snowballing, followed by scraping the dried cum off her teeth the next morning.

I broke up with my girlfriend by doing the ol' Dirty Gillian Anderson, she's still in therapy.

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Dirty Kenny

The South Park esque act of dying through autoerotic asphyxiation while wearing a Batman costume

I heard Bruce Wayne died recently, he gave himself a Dirty Kenny, although weirdly crime has increased as of late

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