Rachel

Absolutely useless person who is flaky and unreliable. Rachel will manipulate you deliberately and strike where it hurts.

She’s not stupid, but she’s not smart either. She is jealous, toxic and materialistic. She will 100% of the time choose money over loved ones.

Person 1: hey can you call Rachel and ask her to pick up the kids?
Person 2: if you ask Rachel they would never get picked up, she’s about as reliable as using pull out for birth control; and she would know how reliable that is.

Person: is Rachel coming into work today?

Person 2: Rachel called off because because her brother has a planters wart.
Person: she called off for what?