Commodore

A mistake in mass production from Australia's General Motor's branch; Holden, for the previous 24 years.

All automobiles sporting the "Commodore" badge are;

- Poor in both quality and design.

- Over priced, and over rated.

- Over marketed.

- Extremely Basic.

- Cosmetically and mechanically appauling.

- Not worth pissing on.

"Dude, my $12k Japanese 2 litre turbo just destroyed your $70k 6 litre Commondore, how do you feel about that???"

"I have no originality. I also drive a Commodore."

"I have a small penis, i try to compinsate with my 6 litre V8 Commodore"

"I think I drive a sports car because I drive a 2 door Commodore"

"I spent as much money as my new luxury version Commondore as a new Luxury Mercedee's, because bogans will think I'm cool if i drive a Commodore."

"Commondore is to Bogan as water is to ocean."

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