T.I.T.S

The only tits a geek can ever say they do
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Someone “what you do for living?”
Geek “I do T.i.t.s, all day everyday”
Someone “Sounds fun I love Tits”

The Coffee Club

When you out in town with your mates but you want to ditch them to go to Strip Club without letting them know

Im going back to hotel to have a coffee. Anyone else fancy joining me at The Coffee Club?

Reverse jackass

Where you sit on slags face and she back hand jacks you off and licks your arse hole

Mate I got a reverse jackass off a slag last night