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'Fut'. noun. The sound created by the knife whilst chopping through cheese onto a hard surface. 'Fut'.
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To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.
"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".
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Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.
'I made it to the toilet, but my thumb slipped and I suffered Fumblescrote'.
Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.
"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".
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