Titlexia

1. When you reach for the right boob and uncontrollably grab the left one.

2. When you can't read unless your face is resting on a breas

It isn't an addiction, it is a disease, but with hard work and a loving circle of supportive friends we will beat Titlexia together

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Bar elbow

When you get a sore, a cut, or a rash on your elbow from leaning on a bar. Usually caused by long days and nites of drinking

Pat and Jess realized they both have bar elbow.