dark side

See Republicans.

- Hey what did you vote?
- Democrats, duh.
- Dude, cross over to the dark side. We've got cookies.

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pun intended

An expression to clarify the use of a pun in a previous statement. Most often employed when a speaker does not trust his audience to recognize the pun on its own.

A pun is its own reword (pun intended).

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scotter

A scooter with a jet engine on the back - after it has ploughed into the side of a mountain because it could not steer or brake at that speed.

- Where's your scooter dude?

- Gone, it's a scotter now.