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doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.
We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...
when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.
'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'
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