Screwjob

A mixed drink consisting of 80% Tito’s, 20% orange juice.

Screwjobs are the drink of choice for any glob.

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untamed strange

Strange that has not yet been tamed; a vajoon that has not been penetrated

“Yo I heard you broke up with your girlfriend...”
“Yup, I’m back on the hunt for some untamed strange”

arabian handshake

When two people press their buttholes up against each other.

Bro you want an Arabian handshake?
Nah I’m all set bro, miss me with that gay terrorist shit

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Fouch

A designated couch or couch cushion ons uses to launch farts into as to not muddle with the condition of air quality or other furniture.

Person 1: Man I need to let one rip.

Person 2: my fouch is the blue couch in the basement use that.