Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

Hagraven Disease

When that dude or chick has long crazy toes like a hagraven from Skyrim

Yeah dude we were all snuggled up watching a movie, I felt something scratching my legs, I look down and this chicks got hagraven disease.