Workout Butt

A butt you see at the gym and/or 5K races that are nicely toned and have no flaws.

Jenny had an awesome workout butt today. I just wanted to squeeze it and/or touch it.

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Sleeper McSleepington

A person who loves sleeping. He/She would rather sleep than do anything else in this world. They also have no problem falling a sleep and can sleep up to 14 hours. Insomniacs are often jealous of these type of people.

Ryan the insomniac can't fall asleep if his life depended on it, while Sleeper McSleepington started snoring while talking on the phone. Sleeper woke up the next day with the phone off the hook.

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Carrier

A woman who's job is to be pregnant every 9 months. She pops out babies after babies which enables her to be unemployed and drain government money.

Ashley is always pregnant. Why is she such a carrier? Her fat ass needs to stop popping out babies and get a job at Walmart!

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Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.

How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.

Shivitz

similiar to sike, shivitz is used directly after a statement that is meant to be false. A hand movement equivelant to snapping your fingers is usually associated with it.

Poison is an awesome band!! shivitz.

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