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Two drivers facing one-another in the left turn lane. Both drivers have a green light.
In the case of a Polish Standoff, both drivers are unable to turn left because they're both patiently waiting for the other one to go first. Inevitably results in noone going anywhere until the next time the light turns green.
I can't believe that we're all going to sit through another light cycle because those two fucktards got stuck in a Polish Standoff.
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Jinglish for 'Drift King'. Commonly found in Anime and comix regarding the drift culture in Japan, the DoriKen is the eventual winner of a drifting contest.
Nabuhiko Morimoto was crowned the DoriKen at the end of the 'DorkFest 2007 at Irwindale Speedway' event. His car won extra style points for the use of vinyl graphics, neon lights underneath, the biggest wing of the event and also for having flashing headlights.
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A type of semiconductor manufacturer that is characterized by a very small company that has to behave unethically to get work accomplished. Basically means that everybody has to lie to suppliers about practically anything just in order to justify keeping your own job, everyday.
Irvine Sensors has operated on a ghetto fabless business model since day one.
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Caucasian Republicans that compulsively obsess about other people's problems while diminishing their own issues.
Ann Ho-ltur always seems to be bitching about someone else, but never mentions how often she like to take dog cock in the ass. She and Robert Novak are just a coupla righty whities with the taste of W's ball cheeze smeared on their faces.
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Clothing worn to hide the fact that the shit will likely be scared out of you.
Ship is sailing the oceans.
A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.
One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.
Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"
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An invisible border between Los Angeles and Orange counties.
Slanderously used by LA residents to define OC types, and pridefully spoken by OC residents to define a more elegant lifestyle.
LA Resident: You know why that guy's such a complete asshole? It's because he grew up behind the orange curtain.
OC Resident: USC is such a great school, and I fit in with the people there so well because my upbringing behind the orange curtain prepared me to deal with social pressures.
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Yet another amongst the handfuls of insanely rabid supportes of the Ron Paul 2008 campaign for president.
People who feel compelled to relentlessly 'inform' the entire world about how Ron Paul is going to save America from the ravages of DC.
The Paultards are so nutty that they use every opportunity to overwhelm every online poll or discussion as a way to get over their shame of living in their mother's basement.
These nerds overwhelmed the Fox News poll following a Republican debate and got Paul three times the votes as the next candidate - 46% for Paul and 18% for Romney - at the cost of 75c per call. Fox was so embarrassed that they only showed the results for all of four seconds.
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