Buzzer Beater

When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself

Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!

Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.

*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”