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Double Dutch

When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...

I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...

by GlynC July 31, 2006

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Green Wash

A term to describe the actions of a company with environmentally unsound pratices to portray to the public and popular opinion a green environmentally friendly fascade.

A variation of 'white wash'.

Petrochemical industry sponsorship of environmentally friendly inovation is a form of Green Wash.

by GlynC November 6, 2006

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