dental floss

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed

Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>

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minge

Another word for pubic hair

"She gots one hairy minge"

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liposuction

Something people to to remove fat using easier means. You must undego surgery. It is thought that either reallly fat people get it done because their too fat to lose weight any other way, or really skinny people who think their fat when they're not. Alternatively it is also thought that it is for lazy people to lose weight and gain a better figure with, without jus simply eating less and exercising more. It can also cost you a fat chunk out of your wallet.

Self obsessed whore-"Dave thinks I'm fat"

Friend of self obsessed-whore, Whorette-"Honey, you should try liposuction, I know this great plastic surgeon doctor that I can recommend you too."

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meet

A term used to describe a french kiss between to Irish youths (usually). It's usually heard around the Dublin area, and I've not heard of it anywhere else.

Sean: My friend really wants to meet you tonight. (to non Irish person)

Non Irish person: Yeh sounds good. where and what time does he want to meet?

Sean: <*seems confused that non Irish person is so precise about meeting people.*>

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ragging

To fuck someone hard, all night, in various harcore positions. Not a romantic way to have sex, but good for one night stands after you've just split up with your ex and need some hard ass fucking.

"Did you pull last night?"

"I didn't just pull, I took her home and ragged her harsh too."

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Kicks

An action you take to get something for your own advantage out of. .e.g. sneaking around beanging someone else's bird. The excitement or adrenaline benifits you.

"Fuck you man, is that how you get your kicks banging my bird?"

"Well she never got kicks from you."

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skinning

the art of rolling up a nice phat joint using rizlas etc.

"Hey man where you at? We're just in the park skinning up a beautiful spliff, u can come down, but it will cost ya"

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