Drumsticked

When you sit down on the toliet after someone has "front porched" and your nuts touch the pile of fecal matter.

Bro.... wtf? I just used your bathroom and got drumsticked! Who Front Porched that????

Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

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