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jack and the beanstalk

having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.

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by Gnarkill69 January 27, 2011

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taco steamer

when you perform a steaming carl in the midst of the stomach flu...

Man, she wanted the steaming carl but when it came out, yup, taco steamer, all liquid.

by Gnarkill69 December 12, 2013