rape kit

A container, usually a backpack, that contains the necessary tools for performing a rape. The tools vary by rape artist
but usually contain some form of rubber dildo.

I'm gittin laid tonite son! I gots me my rape kit with!

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yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

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ankle warmers

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

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five to the frown

Term used for slapping somebody across the face. The one being slapped is usually a woman and more often than not will see it coming just long enough to develop a frown.

Sally thought it would be ok to sass her husband until she
caught five to the frown.

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Chastagi

Overtly homosexual Paladin character from the
Bertoxxulous server on Everquest. Also used as a synonym
for homosexuality.

Damn that hawaiian shirt makes you look so Chastagi dude.

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cock trap

Slang term for mouth. Most often used when telling somebody
to shut the hell up while simultaneously alluding to their
homosexuality or, if they are female, their skills in
cock gobblery.

Shut your fucking cock trap you dirty homo!

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dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

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