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A diehard lionel messi fan. He expresses his admiration to the football star while eating his favorite food: chocolate
Mpshitpig: you want messi? Iâll give you messi. *eats chocolate*
IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U
Put this sliiiiiiime this sliiiiiiime on youuu ima put this slime on u ima put the slime on u slime over here slime over there brrtyjfhc slime on u
When you pop bottles with sparkles and champagne
Me: i be poppin bottles
Bro: i like watching big black men shake their booty cheeks
Tnickless: me too
To be in skibbidy slime slabs you need to be from o block
When chaq diesel rizzes up john wick
Chaq: yo look over there
john wick: what
Chaq: *rizzes him up* treat me like white tees
Me: chaq wicks
Piers morgan: oh boy! My penaldildo just arrived!! *rides it until he shits*