metrosexual

Amalgamation of the words "metropolitan" and "heterosexual".

A man with a penchant for fashionable urban-wear, good manners and exfoliant and moisturising products. Also, a frequent user of 'Veet' (formerly known as Immac).

The common metrosexual will often give the impression to outsiders that he may be gay or bi-inclined, yet is in fact, totally heterosexual and comfortable as such.

Commonly referred to by ladies as a "Gay-Straight Man".

Not to be confused with the less-common "Straight-Gay Man".

Guy 1: "Did you see Eddie in those flared cargo-jeans and the cool shades?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's become a real metrosexual these days. And the pants were soooo tight!"
Guy 1: "Uh, yeah...right."

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dubya

Noun: Colloquialism used to refer to an individual who shares any of the following characteristics with the United States 43rd President:

1/ Is educationally subnormal

2/ Is incapable of using basic English

3/ Has an armadillo fetish

4/ Believes themselves to be the second coming of our lord Jesus Christ (amen)

5/ Someone who severely over-uses the phrase "God Bless America! (and fuck everyone else)"

6/ Someone with the perpetual look of a confuzzled muppet on their face

7/ Someone who cannot rationally debate with their 5th grade teachers about Evolution and Charles Darwin, yet feels the needs to argue with them anyway

8/ Someone who feels obliged to systematically nuke every developing country that didn't send the U.S. a Christmas card last year

And so the list goes on...

"Did you know Cletus' front porch collapsed yesterday? Killed 15 dogs. What a Dubya."

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Neo

The chief protagonist of the Wachowski brother's modern Gnostic-inspired masterpiece.

A modern day pop-culture figure of symbolic significance for people who have long-since been jaded by the comparable stories of Jesus Christ and various other ancient, mythical, resurrecting and dying Godmen.

Neo is THE dude.

There's a little Neo in all of us...

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