Burscough

A town in the UK, not claimed by the prestonians or the scousers, they get bullied by prestonians for being scouse, and bullied by the scouse for being fake scousers, the community consists half of chavvy wannabe scousers, and the other half is farmers who sound prestonian

"where'd you live?"
"Burscough, it's the shithole between scouse land and the northern cunts"